The two girls wish they had brought more help with them. This is going to be a life or death battle! Penny levels her crossbow and unleashes bolts at the scary monster charging at her. Bertha steps in front of Penny, grits her teeth, raises her cleaver and countercharges!
Bertha: For King Kazador, Easthold, and the Reclaimed Kingdom of Moria!
But it has multiple wounds and is pretty tough to boot. Wheres that Slayer, now that you need him?
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Might have to put some coffee in his mug instead of beer.
Choices, choices... where do these two go now?
Mochi needs help across the bridge in the north, but Penny and Bertha also need help against that scary manticore!
Ratcatcher takes a party Dwarf (Cheery Dwarf) with him to help turn the tide against the Manticore. And their combined attacks brings the monster down!
It turns out to be number 6...
The two Dwarves run after it.
Haru: Do not worry. A ninja knows when he is in danger.
[Tanley and his men fire machine guns at them]
Haru: Now we are in danger. We are really in danger.
Isnt it a little early in the year for Halloween?
Even with the Drunken Dwarf sentry there, they will show up next turn. Which means they are lurking at the entry point.
That Frog is doomed one way or another...
Hey Sleepy, you still with us?
But it does keep him from helping out in combat elsewhere.
Haru: I may not be a great ninja; I may not be one with the universe; but I will say this: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BROTHER.
Chumley picks up his buddy and carries him towards the bridge.
Chumley: We have to abandon the north now! Get that big pig moving! Undead approach from both entry points...
Next post: No Room For Dessert!