So, you must be wondering why Goblin General Snarktail was not present during the Battle of Longbottom.
Well, he was away gathering the wolves.
Its time to cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
They drink Brass Monkey and they rock well
They got a Castle in Brooklyn that's where they dwell
They can down a '40 dog in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
for the right...
To eat kibbles and bits!
And party on occassion.
But it dont matter if he is smaller, he is still a fearsome ankle biter!
Gobbo: Whats the word from Mordor, boss?
Snarktail: We need to go to....
Where are they heading?
Stay tuned for the next post!