A Company Of Wolves

So, you must be wondering why Goblin General Snarktail was not present during the Battle of Longbottom.

Well, he was away gathering the wolves.

Its time to cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

 And here they are...  a company of Wolves!

 The Psychedelic Furs are a unit of Goblin Wolf Riders with bows.  They are cruel Gobbos who definitely dont think pink is a pretty color.

 The Pet Shop Wolves are another unit of bow wielding Riders who are out to make a name for themselves in the wide world of Middle Earth.  But they do remember where they came from;  in a west end town in a dead end world.

 Here are both bow wielding Wolf Rider units.  See you can tell them apart, because the Psychedelic Furs wear Fur cloaks.

 Here we have a ten strong unit of Wolf Riders with spears! The Beastie Wolf Boyz!

 Thats right, you heard me... the Beastie Wolf Boyz.

They drink Brass Monkey and they rock well
They got a Castle in Brooklyn that's where they dwell

 OK it would have been better to save this name for Orc Boar Boyz, but Im impatient!

 They can down a '40 dog in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'

Dont get in their way, cause they will fight...
for the right...
To eat kibbles and bits!
And party on occassion.

 Here you can see how small Snarktail's wolf is.
But it dont matter if he is smaller, he is still a fearsome ankle biter!

Snarktail:  Ok boys, I know you want to feed your wolfies on Hobbit flesh, but we got orders to follow first.

Gobbo:  Whats the word from Mordor, boss?

Snarktail:  We need to go to....

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Where are they heading?

Stay tuned for the next post!