and Saruman with his personal bodyguard of Citadel 80s LOTR Half-Orcs.
The White Wizard approaches.
"Do not let him speak. He will put a spell on us!"
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, we now present for your viewing pleasure... the Wizard of Isengard...
And his Half Orc bodyguards.
Step right up, folks. Dont be shy.
See the amazing White Wizard who can see into the future!
He can see things near and far, everywhere... with the help of his magic crystal ball... err... Palantir, that is.
Mandatory Citadel Codes: Citadel ME-62 Saruman The White
OK, how about they are always close on "hand" (of Saruman... much better!)
Warlord Ubar Earbiter: Where are we attacking, mi'lord? Rohan? Gondor?
Saruman: No! The land will be stained with the blood of stunties! March to Moria! Leave none alive! TO WAR! There will be no dawn... for Dwarves!
As if things werent bleak enough for the Dwarves facing the Balrog...
Now they must fight the forces of Isengard as well?!
OK, what did Saruman see in his Palantir that makes him want to attack Moria before Rohan?
Perhaps he broke Gandalf in interrogation?
Poor water-boarded Gandalf...
Does Saruman know about Frodo and his funny little Ring?!
Questions... questions that need answers...
But the most important question...
Does Sauron know who holds the One Ring?
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