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Monday, April 4, 2022

The Battle Of Noctzehrerberg Abbey Part 3

 The thrilling conclusion of The Battle Of Noctzehrerberg Abbey!

Aly atop the agile and speedy Cosmo easily avoids Vorlock the Death Knight and Vourgha the Night Ogre.

Vorlock the Death Knight: Hey thats not fair! Come back and fight like a... person?
Aly: Well, that was easy. Now that Im out of harm's way. I need you to go back and get the others, ok? Good boy, now fetch!
And Cosmo gets the Dryad on his back while she casts her Entangle spells to root their enemies in place.

Blossom: Immobulus! Stupefy!

Vourgha the Night Ogre: Gruuuu!
And then Istriya next is up and away. Cosmo considers being an taxi service in his spare time.

Toby the Necromancer: The boss isnt going to like this at all! What kind of witch are you! You should be on our side! And you, screamer demon! Youre a creature of the Chaos god Tzeentch!
And Cosmo keeps going back like Forrest Gump looking for his pals Bubba and Lieutenant Dan.
Until at last, Zorelle is the last to step off the field of battle, like any good general should.

Zorelle: So long, suckers! Tell your boss, we will deal with you guys later!

Toby the Necromancer: Not if we see you first!

Zorelle: We got ninja skills. You wont see us coming. Bye!

Toby the Necromancer: Last word freak!

Zorelle: Am not!

Toby the Necromancer: Childish!

Zorelle: One last thing... no takebacks, no safety, no do-overs. *blows raspberries*
And finally the girls make it back to their secret hero hideout to find Kyra the Banshee back from vacation, waiting for them.

Kyra the Banshee: I had the strangest feeling while I was sunbathing in Belfalas. Anyway. What did I miss?
Cosmo drinks water from a fountain. He sure got thirsty after all that taxi-ing. And Blossom places something in the fountain.

Blossom the Dryad: There you go, little twig. Soak up water and sunshine and miracle-grow. Let me sing to you the song of our people...

Meanwhile, in Dol Goldur... Sister Trinity resurrects Dark Pomona.

Sister Pomona: Did we accomplish the mission? Where are Istriya, Aly, Zorelle, and Alice?

Sister Trinity: It seems, in your anger from the poison fever... you killed them all.

Sister Pomona: Nooooooooo.....

So there are insidious machinations at work in the upper echelons of Gondor. An emergency council has been called in the White Tower and Inquisitor Wizards have been given emergency powers to enforce martial law for a brighter and safer future for Gondor.

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Sister Trinity was reading from a book called "The Cold Ruinous Murder of E.R." Which of course is... Death Frost Doom... by Edward Raggi. So yeah, this battle scenario is roughly based on Death Frost Doom by Edward Raggi for Lamentations of the Flame Princess which is similar to  the hijinks of Bruce Campbell vs the Army of Darkness (Evil Dead 3). Of course we add our mish-mash fluff to it. A dash of Star Wars prequels, Forrest Gump, and now a dash of Warhammer 40k...

So, the Radical faction of the Sisterhood of Sigmar are plotting to defeat the coming age of endless warfare and the laughter of dark gods, by killing the Emperor Sigmar who has been comatose for a millenia, sitting on his Corpse Throne. They want to free him from his prison shell body and let him be reborn to lead humanity to a glorious new age. If Sigmar is not slain and reborn, the worlds future will be only war in the grim dark. So, will Pomona turn to the Dark Side or remain faithful to the Puritan faction of the Sisterhood? Stay tuned! #TeamTrinity #TrinityWasRight

Music played during the battle: various Bardcore, then Ufomammut

Cheers,

Mar


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