Bugbears Dont Wear Pants

 Bugbears Dont Wear Pants should be the name of a punk/bardcore/dungeon-synth band. :p 

Dogs and cats are cute in sweaters, but inwardly they hate your human-centric foibles. But seriously, Bugbears dont like pants. Need proof? Feast your eyes on these pics, if you dare. Warning NSFW!

Bugbears are just big hairy goblins that like to bushwhack their victims.

A pack of stampeding Bugbears without pants is a sight to behold!

Bugbear 1: Want to play?

Bugbear 2: Play what?

Bugbear 1: Play with deez nuts!

Bugbear 1: Yesterday I sat on my testicles by accident.

Bugbear 2: That must have hurt.

Bugbear 1: Yeah it was nuts.

#BugbearBigSaggyBalls 

#BugbearGreatHairySack

 Who knew Bugbears had social media?

Ok enough nutsacks. We return you to your dreary normal human existence. With pants. For some, perhaps, that train has sailed and the world will forever have been changed for you. My condolences.

"This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express and Im talkin to whoever's listening out there. Im a reasonable guy but Ive just experienced some unreasonable things."

Cheers,

Mar